Wednesday, October 3, 2012

LEAKY FAUCET



You don't wear clothes anymore. And by "you don't" i mean "you can't" as in you are "not allowed." Momma got sick of changing you, bathing you, and washing your clothes. You have what we like to call, a leaky faucet. What goes in your round belly slowly comes out over the course of the next three hours until you eat again. That means 6-8 oz of regurgitated formula slowly spewing on yourself, and others, all day around the clock.  We cannot for the life of us understand how you are gaining so much weight. These smiles make me think you are enjoying the freedom, so nude it is!

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